'Deer' by Carl

do not hit a deer with your car,
unless you must,
like if he's in the way
or being a real jerk.

or if he's one of those suicide deer,
the kind that's into headlight highs
and lingers by
the high-way
at night and gets into fights.

if you spot one of these deer
then veer,
and hit 'em
i say.
but just kind of graze him.
okay.

let him survive.
that crappy deer.